Thursday, April 11, 2013

It's only fair


This is what it looks like when I tell her she can't have any more bunnies (the organic version of goldfish...which is kind of a joke, but whatever).

I buy the individual sized bags of bunnies at Costco. It's one of the rare snack type items I keep in our house for three reasons:

1) I will eat every processed snack item before anyone else can, and I do not need to eat like that that is unfair to them.
2) I would prefer my kids eat other things. Organic or not. I have too many conspiracy theories cooked up in my overactive brain about the FDA.
3) It's like technology. If you give them the Ipad/Iphone/Iwhatever for longer than the perfect window of time, they become lunatics. Same goes for bunnies. See above.

Anyway, after taking this picture I immediately remembered this little gem of an article and dug it up.
In doing so I found this blog post I did about Lila (imitation is the sincerest form of flattery right?)

So, it's only fair that Evie gets one too. We must document these things. Here goes!

1. MOMMY! Who cares if it's 5 am? I AM UP. COME GET ME NOW.
2. No really, you better hurry before I start yelling for Lila.
3. That's right...SSSSSHHHHHH....IS THIS QUIET ENOUGH???
4. Milk. I need milk. No not that cup. I want the Dora cup.
5. Did you not hear me? THE DORA CUP.
6. I feel like I'm screaming but no one hears me.
7. Oh I am screaming! Wow, that's fun.
8. YAY LILA IS UP AND MY WORLD IS COMPLETE!
9. If you give Lila the Dora cup I will go crazy, bunny rejection style.
10. No I do not want any of this food. Let's play!
11. I am STARVING.
12. No. None of that food sounds good.
13. Must find Lila's Lucy doll while she eats and hide her.
14. Running...running away before she really wakes up completely and wants Lucy.
15. Lila is the best thing that ever happened to me.
16. Yes Lila. I will do anything you say.
17. No you can't have Lucy. She's mine.
18. Why do I have a diaper on?
19. I hate clothes.
20. AH that's better. "Mommy! I peeeeeing!!!"
21. I NEED BUNNIES AND MY PASSY NOW!!!
22. Oh yes! Let me wash my hands.
23. Wait, where's Lucy?
24. I need to hit Lila. She took Lucy.
25. I need to bite Lila.
26. I need to pull Lila's hair.
27. I love to hug Lila. She is the best thing ever.
28. I need to push Lila.
29. Why is Lila crying?
30. Lucy! Passy! Bunnies?
31. I'm exhausted.
32. Nope. No nap for me!
33. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star is my jam.
34. Molly is hungry.
35. Molly is very hungry.
36. WHY CAN'T I FEED MOLLY AGAIN!?!?
37. OK. I will go to sleep but don't count on it being a long one.
38. Where is Lila?
39. No really. Where is Lila??????
40. Mommy is so funny.
41. Mommy thinks she's so funny.
42. Outside now!
43. No we do not need to wear clothes outside.
44. No I do not need a diaper!
45. I want to wear panties.
46. NO DIAPER. NO PULL UP. ONLY PANTIES.
47. Something is not working in my panties.
48. Maybe if I walk slowly she won't notice.
49. Ugh. I poop. "Mommy I pooooop!"
50. I can put the diaper on myself.
51. Yes Lila. I will do anything you say.
52. Hide and seek IS MY JAM!
53. HERE I AM! I'M IN HEEEEEERRRREEEE!
54. Yes Lila. I will do anything you say.
55. No, I will not hide there.
56. Yes, I will hide with you.
57. Is mommy coming yet???? I need to tell her where I am!
58. DADDY IS HERE! Wow I love daddy.
59. I have so much to say to him. I just can't stop talking.
60. I really hope we are having bunnies for dinner.


SIDE NOTE - Don't forget to send me your "Aren't You Lovely" pictures if you haven't already!

1 comment:

  1. OMG- too funny. Isabel does the exact same thing when I tell her she can't have any more snacks. She ends up crying "SNNNAAA" which is how she says snack or screaming "MOOOOORRRR". OH the drama these two have!

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