Tuesday, June 22, 2010

I'm sorry, you said what exactly?

**Disclaimer** Anything in parentheses I did not actually say out loud.

1) Seth:
I am going out of town today until Friday. I told you that Jana. I'm taking "my guys" deep sea fishing.
Oh, that's right. I must not have realized it was this week. Well have a good time! (You are going to not be here for four days? I am already struggling with what to do all day and all night with a one year old so that we both aren't bored to tears and you are going fishing? Seriously?)

2) Me:
My one year old daughter has had diarrhea on and off since we put her on whole milk full time. Do I need to come in?
No, you need to change her diet. Less fruits and more starches would be the way to "firm up her poop". Try potatoes...you know like french fries?
Me: Ok, yea, I'll get right on that. (Seriously? Did you, a nurse, just medically suggest I give my one year old french fries?)

3) AC guy:
alsdkjfalksdjfla ksjdlfjasldkjflaj sdljfaljsdlfjalskdjfl asjdfljadslkfjals kdjflasjdlfjasldjf alsdjfalksdjf
Yea that makes sense. Great thanks for coming and taking a look! (SERIOUSLY have no idea what you are talking about...I just called you to come check out our horrible AC unit so that you can tell my husband what needs to be done. Can you stop talking and just email him a quote please?)

4) Lila:
Dogga!  Baaaaa  Baaaaaa
Alright Lila, remind me to let your daddy know that when you are in kindergarten telling all of your friends that a dog says "baaa" that HE is responsible for the mix up and must explain it to your teacher.


  1. I love this post! Very relatable and truly hilarious!

  2. Sooooo funny, thanks for that post Jana! :) Sorry again that I missed lunch yesterday...let's reschedule soon.

  3. Correction....She did in fact say, "What am i going to do for four days without you here. I am going to be bored to death."


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